Fem-a-di-lema

i've known a lotta women
watched' em come and go
tried to make 'em happy
but i guess i'll never know
took me down from i lived
bought at the lowest bid
random samples what i got
but i liked what i did
took my chances swimmin'
against that female tide
but i always kept a place
where i could run and hide
can't live without or with 'em
such a hackneyed phrase
it probably will pursue me
all my livelong days
i've had some lady all my life
never one the same
i loved 'em all intensely
and i always was to blame

1980